One of my exes broke up with me in front of Popeye’s once.
Right after I bought her ass a 3 piece and a biscuit.
She made sure to eat that food before she told me man.
I’m mad I never fucked her.
I couldn’t get past the first line
I’m so distraught
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
Replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
If you only like my selfies you throwing shade on the cool
“Yeah you iight, not cute enough to be on my blog though.”
Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence